Mayonnaise Chi is a joke voicebank for the UTAU program.
“Bonk!”
—Hellmann's Mayonnaise
Background[]
One day, Nanio, out of spite for one of his schoolmates, was determined to become a musician. The only issue was, he did not have the care, patience or time to dedicate his energy to learning any instrument that was even remotely complicated. He had no desire to sit and watch YouTube videos. He thought long and hard on it (by long and hard, like, five minutes MAXIMUM), and recalled one of his favorite SpongeBob episodes, where Patrick asked Squidward if Mayonnaise was an instrument, to which he got the iconic passive aggressive response of, 'no, Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.' This sparked a grandiose idea in Nanio's head: Why COULDN'T Mayonnaise be an instrument?
He ran to the local supermarket with some stolen cash that he nabbed from his family's room and proceeded to look for the coolest jar of mayo he could find. He settled on a really crappy looking one, honestly. He didn't have much money. He took it home, whimsically running the whole way there, and went to town as the musician of his dreams. He was tapping and popping the top, the sides, and trying to make a beautiful rendition of a song.
Suddenly, out of the blue, a magical light appeared and swallowed the room. In the enveloping moments, Nanio felt the entire aura of the room change. The jar began to shake violently in his hands, twitching and jerking around, begging to be released and finally free. There were strange, violent noises coming from it. The room was a multi-colored strobe of gorgeousness. Nanio, unable to keep his grip, let go of the jar. It skittered onto the floor, shaking even more fiercely outside of his grasp until it popped until a shining ray of ultraviolet beams that cascaded around the room with a cacophony of sounds.
To Nanio's absolute utter shock--he had fallen onto the floor from the sheer force of it all--, his eyes adjusted to the brightness and as he brought his hands away from his eyes, he saw the jar of Mayonnaise...only, it was ALIVE. Here he was, blinking, standing back at Nanio, then smiling. He offered a hand to help him up. Nanio, being the lunatic he is, was perfectly okay with this, though it took a moment to realize what the hell he had just witnessed.
The two have been best friends ever since, though Nanio tends to hide Chi. They relate a lot to each other, as they're both 'outcasts' who have bodies that you would not typically recognize. Chi has the ability to transform in and out of his mayonnaise jar form when he needs to for safety, as he does not want people asking too many questions. He attempts to mask as a normal boy, but struggles due to his skin.
Nanio has taught Chi how to play Minecraft and do all sorts of activities and games. Chi is Nanio's one and only true best friend who would never judge or question him or see him any other way. Deep down, even if he does not really know what happened or why, he is appreciative of his friend.
Concept[]
Everything stated about this character is CANON information. It is not mandatory that you make content following this information. He may be depicted in any way regardless of his canon information as long as it follows the UTAU software terms of use.
Mayonnaise Chi, better known as Chi to his friends, is a sentient jar of mayonnaise that came to life in miraculous circumstances that his own owner does not quite understand, but just rolls with like a side quest of life.
Etymology[]
- Mayonnaise - Mayonnaise is a white and creamy condiment which is used in the preparation of snacks like burgers, sandwiches, salads, cupcakes, and dips
- Chi (チ) - 'younger energy'
Character details[]
- Names: Chi, Chi-Chi, and mayo jar
- Age: 1 month
- Gender: Mayonnaise
- Sexuality: Mayonnaise
- Pronouns: he/it
- Ethnicity: Mayonnaise
- Height: 6 inches (15.24 cm)
- Weight: 1 lb (0.45 kg)
- Cap color: Blue
- Eye color: Sky blue
- Body type: Wide
- Likes: Food, being held, being refrigerated, and his bowtie
- Dislikes: Dirty dishes, mean people, and expiring
- Character item: A spoon
Relationships[]
- KAZOO KAZU - married now had the whole wedding and everything
- Nanio Rue - best friend, owner
- Makoto Naishi - scared of
- Mava - scared of
Terms of Use[]
- R-18 Content Allowed? Forbidden
- Commercial Use of Voicebank Allowed? Permission is required
- Commercial Use of Character Allowed? Permission is required
- Do these terms apply to derivative characters/voices? Derivatives of any sort are forbidden
- Terms of use? Click here to view the full terms of use
Product Information[]
BONK[]
- Recorded with Blue Yeti
- Recorded in 2022
- Configured by Near
- F3 (multiple expressions)
- Rendered .frqs
- Custom reclist
HUMAN[]
- Samples rendered with RVC
- Recorded in 2023
- Configured by Near
- G4
- Rendered .frqs
- VCV + CV
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